Now I Know This is a Total Fucking Waste of Time...

But just come the fuck on.

"I've been traveling today but sitting on the Acela and reading your emails and pondering the Warren pick, I've found myself both better understanding Obama's gambit politically and feeling more betrayed at the same time. I fought against the Christianism of Bush for this?" - Douchebag's original emphasis.

Doesn't this shit ever get old?

Goddamn, Andrew Sullivan is just. the. worst.

Ugh.

See, again, this is where my old archives would be useful, so I could point to a post I barfed up in late 2007 or so, ranting about how Obama was really pulling out all the stops since he had a chance to take out that vile woman (wait, forgot, she's cool now that she's in the cabinet. It's hard remembering who is the pseudo-liberal Goldstein for the week). 'Member when he was palling around with everyone's favorite ex-gay buddy, that reprehensible Donnie McClurkin dude that he was using as a warm-up act for the NASCAR set while he, his lame fucking surrogates, and every other prog-blogger was screaming about those vile racist Clintons? You don't? Fuck it, memory hole, whatevs. Anyways, here's Dan Savage commenting on an interview with the singing turd:

So McClurkin isn’t anti-gay or anything. He simply believes homosexuality is a curse, gays and lesbians lack character, and we got this way because we were abused and molested—oh, and we’re trying to kill your children. But I’m sure when you these statements are placed in their proper context there’s nothing offensive about them at all. Sorry, no. Unless McClurkin qualified each of these statements with, “I’m an idiot, I don’t know what I’m talking about, please don’t listen to me, someone turn off this mic, dammit!”, then McClurkin’s a bigot and his buddy Barack Obama is a tool.

- that shit's Matt's emphasis.

A friend of mine and I were talking yesterday about how Andrew Sullivan is actually a construct, a group of people really just having an enormous joke on all of us, a facsimile, a facade, uh, a whatever the fuck, like Wonkette.

There is just no-fucking-way he can actually be a real person, right?