What's the Difference Between Jelly and Jam?

I can't jelly my cock down your throat.

So, how fucking pathetic is it that Glenn Greenwald actually has to spell this out to the progressive hordes?

Politicians, by definition, respond to political pressure. Those who decide that it's best to keep quiet and simply trust in the goodness and just nature of their leader are certain to have their political goals ignored. It's always better -- far better -- for a politician to know that he's being scrutinized closely and will be praised and supported only when his actions warrant that, and will be criticized and opposed when they don't. - emphasis in original

Jesus Hector Christinez.

Ugh, fuck it. I don't have the strength.

I actually have a lot to say on this topic, especially related to the "marijuana reform movement," ("hey, we better not make any waves now, I mean, Obama's second term is only like 4 years away, and we need to be in his good graces. So what if everyone of his nominations has been a drug-warrior or in the "recovery" movement. And so what if he explicitly told us to go fuck ourselves at his little Change.gov dealie. Like, he's totally gonna be all "progressive" and shit in his second term. He's gotta fuck us over now, you know, but we can make some serious inroads now, lay the groundwork for 2014 or so...) but frankly, don't really feel like writing. Besides, I gots shit to do today. Maybe later.

Man, you gotta feel bad for Greenwald sometimes...